"Well done Mr. Bale, Ensure you live long & entertain us geeks furthermore with kickass performances & mindless violence", said Mr. Ram as he practiced the Gun Kata in his orange t-shirt & blue pair dungarees. Some random then commented: "Always practicing, Cleric. Maybe that's why you're the best." Mr. Ram chased them with a chainsaw & yelled: "Maybe I'm just better." The gun katas do rule though.
Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
I learnt them through hours of badminton practice in the Himalayas, as you do when you've got a week off work. Upon my return I was confronted by the devil, who was actually just practice & then my spiritual father said: "You travelled the courts, now you must journey inwards, to what you really fear, it's inside you, there is no turning back. Your charming good looks are not your fault. Your training is nothing. The will is everything. If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely. Are you ready to begin?" & so it began, round round get around .. Women screaming: "You can't do this! You cannot do this!" & me calmly saying: "Tetragrammaton. There's nothing we can't do" as I swayed my badminton rackets into their faces .. m0stly'
January 2006 Archives
Underworld: Evolution' ..
Runtime: 106m 17s - UK Rated: 18
Plot Outline
This movie continues the saga of war between the Death Dealers (vampires) and the Lycans (werewolves). The film traces the beginnings of the ancient feud between the two tribes as Selene (Kate Beckinsale) and Michael (Scott Speedman), the lycan hybrid, try to discover the secrets of their bloodlines. All of this takes them into the battle to end all wars as the immortals must finally face their retribution.
Overall Impressions:
The worst film I've seen this year. May sound harsh & don't get me wrong I have no problems watching Kate prance around in her tight leather, but honestly, it felt like a large-scale screen saver. The plot summary & the opening of the film showed far more promise than the actual content. Extremely weak screenplay, you don't tend to care for any of the characters hence diluting tragedies and though it maintains most of the story from the first film and fills a plot-hole or two, it adds plenty more & leaves you wondering if even they knew where they want the story to go. + lots of fighting.
Just plain poor. Though leaving on a positive note: the Kate look 'warm' :)
things are inevitably gonna change' .. so a wise man once said! This wise ass had a stange familar sounding voice, kinda like .. 'Tom Selleck' .. Moving on, the additional cost of train tickets to get to work is something I had been pushing to the back of my tummy, but finally I concur. I can't belive I didn't concur. It is hefty but tolerable, knowing I have wonderful large supermarkets & shopping centres and above all, Starbucks & (decent) Cinema at my reach now. My local cinema has now shifted from Ambassadors in Woking to Cineworld in Wandsworth, this is probably the point where the stalker types can take notes & draw a circumference of 1.5 miles around the location of the cinema to work out where I in fact do live. Have I thought this through & put up some dud information to throw them off? Maybe. In other news I've beaten my previous record of maximum sleep duration. I slept Sunday 3pm to 7am Monday, I was impressed (Imagine: Impressed Face) - 16 Hours!! Go me! Aaarghh I have lost all I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E, I repeat I have no intelligence.
The move went fairly sm00thly & I now have za tinterweb et all & my life again is fully complete, m0stly. Given a few days I'll sort out all the rubbish happening with comments trackbacks etc on the site & you won't have to comment limitedly with approval, blah blah & all bunnies will be happy, yes even the pink one.
I Saw'd a hindi flick on (orange) wednesday [on my own hence the brackets around orange] which was a remake of an eastern flick 'OldBoy' which was recongnised last year as a top class thriller, with a good twist. Without adding any spoilers, the twist was diluted some with the Bollywood version, however still a spectualar job considering, for once we beat Hollywood to making a Jap-remake. As always if you get a chance to watch the original, it is better, but if you fancy it in the cinema, I do recommend it. Good ole' Sanjay Dutt is the (antihero) hero & does a superb job of it.
The m:i-3 trailer seems to have hit the cinemas too & was good to see in HUGE screen & supersound. In the coming weeks we have Fun with Dick & Jane, Munich, Final Destination III, Aeon Flux, Capote & Underworld II to look forward to. BunnnnnnG'
.. & the word is PANIC!! .. followed by numerous valves bursting'
well ... alternatively the word is:
Renascent: rising again into being; showing renewed vigor
I did one of those tests where you answer a bunch of questions & it works out what colour decribes you best, result below:
You're blue — the most soothing shade of the spectrum. The color of a clear summer sky or a deep, reflective ocean, blue has traditionally symbolized trust, solitude, and loyalty. Most likely a thoughtful person who values spending some time on your own, you'd rather connect deeply with a few people than have a bunch of slight acquaintances. Luckily, making close friends isn't that hard, since people are naturally attracted to you — they're soothed by your calming presence. Cool and collected, you rarely overreact. Instead, you think things through before coming to a decision. That level-headed, thoughtful approach to life is patently blue — and patently you!
Seems fairly accurate however doing the questions reminded me a lot of UCAS. If I recall correctly my career aspirations made me a carpenter.