a life if a Ninja is complex and full of peril, so much to do & no time .. no time! Today was no different, my closest friend tkfidapp1 became my arch nemesis. It was just like an seson finale of 24, the clock was ticking. TK was meant to be in a state of deep sleep hybernation but I could see this wasn't the 'case', for during my training I had learnt there was a difference between the states of hybernation CLOSING & CLOSED. They were similar, an aging process stepping from one into the other, but they were NOT the same.
[beep beep beep] .. The clock ticked some more & the time remaining to investigate was little. If something wasn't done about this soon then an FAIL state was inevitable, I had seen something like this before & it wasn't pleasant, it would have meant sacrifice, time money, bread, badminton, even blood!!!
After looking through every street, every crowd, we found who was holding back in hope to fail us, a traitor, his name was FLEX, nobody knew his full name as is the code of a ninja, rumour is there was an underscore in there somewhere. He was repeating events in such a way that the remaining soldiers believed time was not passing, we could see otherwise using the power of pstacks spells & herbal tea, in the climax of this adventure there was a battle to the death as we killed FLEX & the remainder then carried on with their routine actions. Racing against time in pure Jack Bauer fashion with only seconds to spare the town of tkfidapp1 was saved by reaching full blown hybernation.
The resolution was a sweet thing to see:
Summary - Alert : OK
Role : CLOSED Default role : PRIMARY
Starting role : PRIMARY_WARM (20051019 04:30:13)
Sweeeeeeeeeet .. the adventures continue ... "no time .. no time!"

aaah 24. You would make a good Jack Bauer, willing too kill everyone as long as the president is ok. Also you will leave the exciting bits to the last 5 minutes of an hour so we would all have to watch next week. Damn him.
One thing that 24 needs is ninja's.
Have you seen series 4 yet?
No .. no such luck .. the US version is out in December ...
I mean honestly ... frickin December ... *sighs*