I get around .. Okay thats actually not true at all. Since my move to Chav Island I've only ever left to go back to Mini-India or to Central London to catch the odd film that Chav's aren't allowed to watch. But yesterday I decided: Ford Prefect {Hitchhiker's Guide} claimed to come from Guildford. Why Guildford? Whas there a reason that an alien would choose to claim their heritage was from Guildford. I went to investigate this & after liasing with a contact from 'The Agency' that had been planted here as a local student resident for preliminary research, I came across something far bigger than any discovery her research had put together in her 1 year there. A discovery beyond those man has ever made before...