Today I was told by this feller: "Hey I saw a rather nice gun the other day actually - you'd love it - it was frickin huge!" He isn't at all wrong, but this should sum up his character for you.
He loves the colour red. He writes with extreme care so that no handwriting expert could ever trace a shred of emotion, & he's The Demon. The son of satan mingling with the middle class population. Not a demon, the demon.
A long story short, i knew back in the day that he organised his stationary in a certain manner that this guy wasn't quite normal. After I learnt that he was entirely mad & evil, I promoted him to being my conscience. It gives me great pleasure knowing that my conscience is evil. I pride myself on it.
Hey, that kinda looks like .. Tom Selleck